Yo I may not have the best body ever but I’m working on it and I’m gonna love myself so take that meanies.
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ugh:
THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
OH MY FOD
I GET IT I ACTUALYL UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE
(Source: theofficialmrsclaus, via pizzaforpresident)
okay but an example of why we need better sex education in schools is the story of how I lost my virginity
i’ve included illustrations to further illustrate what im trying to illustrate to u today
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE EVERYONE READ THIS ITS SO WORTH IT
(Source: rexuality, via pizzaforpresident)
jzul:
oHmyGodGODgdoDDd my brother just sat my mother down in the living room and started hsyterically crying and my mom was so worried until he finally whispered in serious tone “im pregnant”…. my mom started crying and screaming at him until my brother liTELRally POPPED OUT A BABY in my living room and it crawled over and smacked my moM int eh face and said “STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY TEXT POST STORIES FOR NOTES NOBODY BELIEVES THEM”
(Source: ferretdog, via pizzaforpresident)
Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
MENAAAIIIII
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
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