• mom: are you celebrating 4/20?
  • me: what? no..
  • mom: faggot *lights blunt and rides away on her razor scooter*

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hutchjosh:

what have you been doing?
waiting for you
 like crazy (2011)

(via 87daysbefore)

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  • me: somebody ANYBODY TALK TO ME.
  • somebody: hi!
  • me: not you.

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felicefawn:

The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

(via emilymackenzie)

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and through all this shit, I can still smile. Fuck the hate, appreciate the love. Thank you to all my friends/family/followers/etc for defending me and supporting me. It means the world ♡

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  • michael j. fox: hey bud, over here!
  • guy: holy shit, michael! it's been so long! what's shakin'?
  • (michael j. fox bursts into tears and whispers)
  • michael j. fox: ...me

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  • the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
  • the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale

Source: changstanarchive